I met Smokey here on Campbell Avenuewhen he had already reached the ripe old age of 17. He and I whiled away many a pleasant moment waiting for my adjunct pastor to be done with his day job. He was killed at age 19 when an enthusiastic Chocolate Lab mistook him for a squirrel. Smokey now spends his days flapping around on angel wings and barfing on labs from the clouds.

This little kitty is Snow White, official greeter of On The Go Bike Shop in Bloorcourt. In all seriousness, she is currently missing. If you live near there and you happen to spot her, please call 647-880-4926.

If Parliament Hill is Lourdes, then the All About Pets Show must be the next best thing to the Pearly Gates. Here, a fellow evangelist is seen curing a stubborn case of The Mondays in this pure bred Burmese.

The Royal Agricultural Winter Fair is held in Toronto every November and it is the premier destination for local barnyard evangelists. This white goat was cured of fleas due to my loving ministrations.

I met this lovely lady on a Bloorcourt street corner. At the time, she was single-handedly raising a litter of newborns. I have heard through Pluto that they are all doing well in school.

This is Charlie. I met him at the dog bowl in Trinity Bellwoods Park. Thanks to my heroic outreach efforts, he was able to ignore his owner’s calls for up to 30 seconds.