Donkeys are rightly known for being stubborn. This one resisted my every attempt to minister to him and only allowed this brief touch after a half-hour discussion on the power of faith. I’m pretty sure he reverted to his old ways nearly immediately after we left. Still, we must persevere. Far Enough Farm, Toronto Islands.

Budding evangelists are warned to approach goats with caution. They are the Devil’s servants and will attempt to eat any insignias of office you may be carrying because they believe that this will make them invisible. They are fundamentally simple creatures however, and can be subdued with mild petting and a little hay. If they start talking backwards though, run for your life. Far Enough Farm, Toronto Islands.