Pastor Derek and I witnessed this cat single-handedly lifting the back wheels of this car off a pinned orphan. We tried to get his name, but all he would say is “Just doing my job.” Bless you, tabby. Bless you.

Frequent visitors to Koreatown will be familiar with Bloorcat, who hangs out all day on the busy sidewalk in front of his storefront apartment. He’s always got the best gossip.

Guest pastor Derek met this lovely lady on Euclid Street recently. I haven’t seen a conversion this heartfelt in all my years as a street minister. Not that I’m jealous. More pics after the jump.

Here we see guest pastor Derek from Toronto reaching out to street youth and curing a raging migraine at the same time. When you do the right thing, the good deeds just pile up on one another!

The force of my faith healing hit this devotee so hard he briefly swooned onto the sidewalk. He awoke with the miraculous ability to sing the birds down from the trees. How great is our cause!

A recent trip down to Toronto’s Harbourfront netted me an opportunity to commune with one of that area’s park-dwelling strays. His hedonistic days of sniffing the tailpipes of cars and raiding the wild catnip patches of the Music Garden are thankfully all behind him now.

Guest pastor Ashley from Toronto keeps the faith with the same well-dressed cat we met last fall on Havelock Street! Nice to see a recent convert keeping the faith so successfully. Boots now runs a soup kitchen for recovering subway mice.

Here, our travelling pastor is seen building bridges with a needy creature in far-flung St. Catharines. This cat later set up his own home-based ministry and now makes up to $1000 a week over the phone. Ask me how!