Do you even know how hard it is for dogs to Smize? Coupled with his “broken down dog” pose, this is truly a superb feat of canine modeling. Ford Agency, are you watching?

Kahlua here told me that he’d been cured of ear mites years ago by a previous pastor, and never looked back. He runs an afterschool fetch program for inner-city dogs twice a week. Keep the faith, brother!

I encountered this beautiful russet lab as he was about to spend his last dollar on a Super 7 ticket. Thanks to my healing touch and a quick phone call to the Canine Gambling Alliance, more than money was saved today.