Goat kids are even wilier than their fully-grown peers, presumably because the magick is more concentrated in their compact bodies. This young ruffian was clearly angling for my ring of office, hoping to gain the power of flight. I quickly withdrew, turning my attention to his parents — who proved highly convertible. I can only hope they will impress the faith upon their offspring. The force is distressingly strong in this one.

I met this alpaca on a recent jaunt to the CNE and was heartened to discover that these gentle Andean beasts take to ministry like ducks to water. This newly-shorn specimen has vowed to bring the good news back to all the exotic farm creatures he could find. Watch out, Emus, the day of reckoning will soon be upon you.

More pics after the jump.