I encountered this beautiful russet lab as he was about to spend his last dollar on a Super 7 ticket. Thanks to my healing touch and a quick phone call to the Canine Gambling Alliance, more than money was saved today.

This mother/son cat combo lives in the fertile regions of  Bloorcourt. Mom here is clearly “cramming for the finals” as it were, but deathbed conversion is still a conversion.

Now here’s a real success story. Thanks to my timely intervention, this afflicted kitty ended a tawdry life of sidewalk pornography and now focuses his energies on late-night choir practise.

Little Orangey here is part of a nest of nice cat pals who were discovered frolicking in the last of the Bloorcourt evening light. In response to my healing touch, he immediately began to speak in a high-pitched, incomprehensible language – clearly the sound of demons leaving him.

I met this well-dressed customer on All Saints Day, 2008, prowling the front yards of Havelock Street. We could all take a page from her book about weather-appropriate haberdashery.

Little Pluto here lives on Shanly Street . He was recently promoted to Outreach Coordinator, Feline Recruiting. Congrats, Pluto!

This timid fellow haunts the driveways of Bloorcourt. Since this picture was taken, his posture has improved significantly.

Here, my co-evangelist Vern demonstrates proper submission techniques in a still from our shoot for an informational video we devised for international churches. Yours for a mere $99.99, no COD’s.

This little kitty is Snow White, official greeter of On The Go Bike Shop in Bloorcourt. In all seriousness, she is currently missing. If you live near there and you happen to spot her, please call 647-880-4926.

I met this lovely lady on a Bloorcourt street corner. At the time, she was single-handedly raising a litter of newborns. I have heard through Pluto that they are all doing well in school.